I get ready for the day. I slip into my favorite cloak, light the lantern and place it high on the stern, locate a staff to guide my vessel through the sewage as I twirl my mustache with a knowing nod to my mystical powers.
Who writes like that anymore?!? Love it … and SOOO true.
Splork, sometimes foul mouthed, sometimes out to lunch but usually very funny:
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