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		<title>Hey Monster &#8211; Who&#8217;s the Noob Now?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Monster Energy Drink (aka Camel Piss &#8211; thanks __________ lol) decided in their infinite corporate wisdom to squash a small family run micro-brewery for daring to produce a big time beer and naming it Vermonster Beer.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Monster Energy Drink (aka Camel Piss &#8211; thanks __________ lol) decided in their infinite corporate wisdom to squash a small family run micro-brewery for daring to produce a big time beer and naming it Vermonster Beer.</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">I doubt that Monster Energy Drink lawyers really thought through this plan when they sent out their cease and disist order.  When you are a multi-billion dollar corporation, you get the idea that you are invincable &#8211; it becomes really hard to see the risk involved in taking on a puny little brewery.  The Monster lawyers look like a bunch of IM noobs!  lol.  I doubt that they ever envisioned an online revolution against their product seeing how different they acually are.  I mean Vermonster is make with a pile of hops, lots of alcohol and just a touch of Vermont, while Monster Energy Drink is made of 100% monster monkey ass.  Other than they are both liquids, they have nothing in common!</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 0px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">The power of the internet and internet marketers in particular is increasing.  The idea that single bloggers located all around the world could come together and take on a multi-billion dollar coroporation was unknown even 10 years ago.  It will be interesting to see where this takes us and we will watch this story as it develops.</div>
<p>Monster Energy Drink (aka <a href="http://www.monsterenergy.com/" target="_blank">Camel Piss</a> &#8211; thanks <a href="http://www.untwistedvortex.com/2009/10/19/monster-energy-drink-corporate-america-gone-bad/" target="_blank">RT</a> &#8211; lol) decided in their infinite corporate wisdom to squash a small family run micro-brewery for daring to produce a big time beer and naming it <a href="http://www.rockartbrewery.com/VERMONSTER.html" target="_blank">Vermonster Beer</a>.  On September 14, 2009 <a href="http://www.rockartbrewery.com/" target="_blank">Rock Art Brewery</a> received a cease and desist order from attorneys representing Hansen Natural Corp the owner of Camel Pis &#8230; I mean Monster Energy Drink.  It appears that Hanson/Camel/Monster want to expand into the alcoholic beverage industry and wants the name Vermonster for themselves &#8230; and for free no less.</p>
<p>I doubt that Monster Energy Drink lawyers really thought through this plan when they sent out their cease and desist order.  When you are a multi-billion dollar corporation, you get the idea that you are invincible - it becomes really hard to see the risk involved in taking on a puny little brewery.  The Monster lawyers look like a bunch of <a href="http://www.milkingnoobs.com/" target="_blank">IM noobs</a>!  lol.  I doubt that they ever envisioned an online revolution against their product seeing how different the products actually are.  I mean Vermonster is made with a pile of hops, lots of alcohol and just a touch of Vermont, while Monster Energy Drink is made of 100% monster monkey ass.  Other than they are both liquids, they have nothing in common!</p>
<p>I became aware of this story first from Griz on his <a href="http://makemoneyforbeginners.blogspot.com" target="_blank">Make Money Online</a> blog but the original IM marketer that broke this story was Allyn Hane, vblogger extraordinaire at <a href="http://bloggerillustrated.net/fuck-you-monster-energy-drink-may-you-go-bank-fucking-rupt/" target="_blank">Blogger Illustrated</a>.  The power of the internet and internet marketers in particular is increasing.  The idea that single bloggers located all around the world could come together and take on a multi-billion dollar corporation was unknown even 10 years ago.  It will be interesting to see where this takes us and we will watch this story as it develops.</p>
<p>Other Bloggers Talking about this story:</p>
<p><a href="http://makemoneyforbeginners.blogspot.com/2009/10/monster-energy-drink-vs-vermonster-beer.html" target="_blank">Monster Energy Drink vs Vermonster Beer</a> &#8211; Griz</p>
<p><a href="http://bloggerillustrated.net/fuck-you-monster-energy-drink-may-you-go-bank-fucking-rupt/" target="_blank">F You Monster Energy Drink &#8211; May You Go Bank-Fing-Rupt</a> &#8211; Allyn</p>
<p><a href="http://ineedmoney-now.com/monster-energy-drink-side-effects/" target="_blank">Monster Energy Drink Side Effects</a></p>
<p><a href="http://nuttysquirrelbottom.com/law-and-legal-issues/monster-energy-drink-sucks-the-life-out-of-small-businesses/" target="_blank">Monster Energy Drink Sucks the Life Out of Small Business</a></p>
<p><a href="http://lissowerbutts.com/rock-art-brewery-vs-corporate-america-the-biggest-scam-of-all/" target="_blank">ROCK ART BREWERY vs Corporate America – The Biggest Scam of All!</a> &#8211; Liz</p>
<p><a href="http://www.untwistedvortex.com/2009/10/19/monster-energy-drink-corporate-america-gone-bad/" target="_blank">Monster Energy Drink &#8211; Corporate America Gone Bad</a></p>
<p><a href="http://heywhatsupwiththatstuff.blogspot.com/2009/10/when-is-monster-bully.html" target="_blank">When is a Monster a Bully?</a></p>
<p><a href="http://insyncnews.com/2009/10/19/monster-energy-drink-attacks-vermont-beer/" target="_blank">Monster Energy Drink Attacks Vermont Beer</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.energyfiend.com/2009/10/poll-monster-energy-vs-vermonster-beer" target="_blank">Poll: Monster Energy vs Vermonster Beer</a></p>
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